There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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