Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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