when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
