big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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