Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
