Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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