..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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