I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You need a sexual gate keeper
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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