i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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