Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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