we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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