Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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