Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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