So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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