we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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