new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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