Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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