I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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