problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You are a genius and a whore.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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