I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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