Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i came on her dog
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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