would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
