I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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