Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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