Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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