We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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