Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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