She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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