White coat. Heels.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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