glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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