This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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