My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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