Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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