carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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