I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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