Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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