I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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