you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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