I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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