love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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