let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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