He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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