But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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