so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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