is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
