matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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