Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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