I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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