we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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