I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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