last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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