How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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