I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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